Blood bath on The Queen

Blood bath

With Vuyiswa drawing closer to finding her husband’s killer, Lieutenant Colonel Sebata gave the kill order, a blood bath was inevitable. Regrettably, we were unable to give a recap two weeks ago. As such, this recap covers two weeks of The Queen. Shaka avenges Kea’s death Shaka had advised Harriet to stay away from the …

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When the winner comes second

Winner loses out

The Gomora Secondary School debate was the main attraction this week as the judges panel sought to pick one winner. The top prize was of course the debating club captaincy. Langa routinely scores top marks in class so he was the natural choice for captain, right? Thathi turns snitch Thathi finally got the better of …

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Broken English does not mean stupidity

English

There exists a perception in Anglophone Africa that fluency in English — “good English” — is a measure of intelligence.  Fluency in English — as well as fluency in any other language — only illustrates linguistic intelligence, but does this mean anyone who struggles with English is a dom kop? Battle of wits After the …

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Death at a funeral

Death at a funeral

This week, the funeral of fallen hero, Lieutenant Colonel Jerry Maake took the spotlight. The writing duo of Phathu Makwarela and Gwydion Beynon have a penchant for ruining family gatherings, whether wedding or funeral. Only the biggest optimist would expect Maake’s burial to pass without incident. When criminals are lawmen Colonel Sebata (played by veteran …

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Gladys Dlamini – a victim of kindness

Gladys pays for her kindness

There is an old proverb that goes “no good deed goes unpunished” – Gladys ought to have remembered that before offering kindness to Gomora’s most irredeemable soul. Melusi Dlamini almost lost his job as school principal after he was filmed punching a school boy. Having being pardoned – thanks to Mam Sonto’s intervention – Dlamini …

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As one enemy falls, another emerges

The enemy comforts you

Harriet Khoza had just attained peace in her family; Shaka, Kagiso and Dingane have just kissed and made up, the powerful matriarch did not expect to encounter a new enemy so soon. Their only enemy, Jerry Maake, had not bothered them in a while. A choice between two lovers Frustrated by having to share her …

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African truth – you’re a child until your parents die

Warona learns the truth

When I was a child, my grandma threatened to slap my uncle, he was married with two kids — truth. I remember how my father, normally loud and scary at home, became meek when we visited grandmother. He toned down the scariness and spoke to Gogo in his grown up child voice. The truth is …

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